Hello to you all...
Our last email for the year, 2013.
This year went by faster than a .. Speeding PULLET.. :-)
"Cock and bull" advice for 2014
How about you hatch an
idea for next year? Donít brood too
much over it, or run around like a
chicken with its head cut off worrying if you can do it. Stick your neck out, be cock sure of yourself,
not everyone and everything is a bad egg.
If someone doesnít like
your idea or criticizes you, you can always call them a bird brain,
or get madder than a wet hen or as a last resort wring
their neck. All of which should guarantee you move one up in the
Stop Fussing like an old hen, Quit your squawking, donít get cooped up. Strut your stuff out there in 2014, even if your dream is
like finding hens teeth,
you will never be caught with egg
on your face if you really believe in yourself.
If you were
born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs. If not, remember, many a a
rich bird feathers his nest by fowl means so donít get your
hackles up, fly the coop or come home to roost, be
where you can rule the roost
so you never have to experience empty
I hope your New year's
celebrations make you feel as happy as a rooster in a hen
house and that you build up your NEST EGG in 2014 without working as
hard as a hen hauling wood.
Get Cock-eyed on New yearís
eve, and donít walk on
eggshells in the morning so the kids can sleep in. Youíve
already counted your chicks and theyíve all hatched, now they
must learn, Fine feathers
donít mean you can fly. Unfortunately extreme partying is not all itís cracked up to
be and in the morning you usually donít have anything
to crow about.
So be safe and have
with love from, the Grumpy old hen
this week - for your braai!
- Sundowner wings - spicy, not hot
- Sosaties and Flatties
DRUMSTICKS - awesome to braai
- 12 pce BRAAI PACKS
- PLAIN WINGS -
great, great price.. seeriously
- PET MINCE - we processed LOTSA chicken over the festive season
and now your pets can benefit.
Go see the specials
have FULL STOCKS! WOW, I can't believe we did it. I went to
Checkers, Pick and Pay, 3 Spars and Fruit and Veg City today and they had
just about nothing.. prices
were also really insane. NOTHING under R54 per kg for whole chicken (We
are R46) and more than R75 per kg for anything cut (we are about R55
have kept our price constant, since MAY!!
Woopee, we are proud
and we hope you continue to support us as much as you did this year..
to YOU ALL! and THANKS!
some help? Place your order by phone? Call Anthea or Lindy on 044 876
0014 or e-mail us on
Barn Online Shop
Filip's cell number is 084 4372 228
ps We'd rather "put socks on a banty
rooster" than get on your bad side, so if
you donít like our hens advice for 2014 you can always
tell her to cluck off. Unsubscribe below.
Otherwise have a wonderful celebration
with your brood
and we wish you all the best for the next year.